these eyes ain't ever seen a party like this

Yes, I made it inside Salon Aleman, Eduardo Sarabia's tequila bar at the Park Avenue Armory, on the 14th. Yes, the same night of "The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black." And yes, that shit was hoppin'.
If I could, I would have lived at the armory these last few weeks, dance-danceathoning with Gang Gang Dance, modeling for Ellen Harvey ("100 Biennial Visitors Immortalized"), asking astute questions about Scarface (which I still have never seen) during Mario Ybarra Jr.'s tour of "The Scarface Museum," flitting about the looped braids and prayers of Mk Guth's "Ties of Protection and Safekeeping," umm sleeping over at Walead Beshty's 24-hour sleepover in the hugest space in manhattan just because... and so on, and so forth.
Essentially, the installations at the armory—an annex of the Whitney Biennial only open March 6-23— just blew my mind.
Why? Because of the creative unknown of each of these pieces. Much (most?) of what was on display at the armory was incomplete. A call, in solicitation of a response. The tentative putting of oneself out there, an act of hope, the nudging of the meatball. The x-factor being whoever the hell shows up.
The success of many of the pieces at the armory was derivative of the response of people. Which turned out en masse. Which made me very, very happy.
So free tequila, si! Voluptuous horrific stage show, latex body paint, pretty shiny things (devious smiley faces bouncing off all interior surfaces of an airport hangar in the middle of Manhattan). Easy sells, right.

Yet, the Park Avenue Armory is such a place that one cannot make it a destination unless it is part of the adventure—at least, that was the spirit that haunted these old halls on the night I was there.
The Field and Staff Room (the last room to the right, if you hang a left down the grand central corridor of the ground floor of the Armory)—was temporarily redubbed "Salon Alena," an oasis serving cerveza and "Tequila Sarabia," or so promised a pair of pink neon signs bracketing Sarabia's tiled Babylon Bar.
Folding aluminum tables topped with a checkerboard aplique, short stools in the shape of elephant feet, loud brassa, tequila, the cast of the neon glow, gave that room a warmth, that glow of life, in utter juxtaposition to the stoic, solid nature of the heavy, dark wood, the glassy-eyed trophies (a moose, two deer, an eagle, a buffalo) and the meticulously-painted oil portraits of wars, men and pride.
To hear these stately halls echo with the brassy tapestry of Latin culture—a DJ set mixed by sir Sarabia himself—it was the site of two great prides meeting.